Wednesday, 17 April 2024

Being a Pirate at Goblin Town

 

This is aimed at helping new people.  

YOU Aaaaaar  Welcome!  

A good half of the attendees last year had never been to a larp, so don't feel uncomfortable!

The concept of the show is - goblins (and others) live amongst humans, but once a year they get together in peace and harmony to be themselves.

Venue-  disabled friendly.  Dog friendly.  BUT!  You need a torch and there's virtually no mobile phone signal.  Good toilets and showers.  Catering & bar is excellent and fast.  Covered seated area.  Tables and chairs in the main reception.  If you borrow, please bring back.  You can bring camp chairs and furniture.  Please consider dressing.  I have an old dirty looking ragged bit of canvas that works well on a table.  One more cup ring and spill ain't gonna hurt.

Basic Health & Safety.

Tents.  We have space, so please at least 6ft between guy lines.  I use day glow pegs and guy lines.  There's cheap solar lights and similar for dressing.  Please - think people running around, or in their cups, and trip hazards.

Do NOT smoke close to or in tents.  Not sure about vapes, plus any spray - the propellant strips the waterproofing.

Fires.  Not sure what'll be available BUT if you start a fire Well Away From Tents!  You're responsible and do not leave it unattended until it's out and safe.

Rubbish.  Major problem.  Please, if you can -  you bring it, you take it home.  Pain I know, but there's excellent catering.  Any allergies etc.  Just let then know.

We will be Attacked!  Do Not Panic!

This, of course, will be a complete surprise.  See programme!

"I'm not here!"  Stand there out of the way with your phone.  If you're caught, just raise one hand.  This is the universal larp "I'm invisible".  If you can move to get a better view, please do so.

"I'm sort of here!"  Nerf guns (not in face, watch out for kids!) Denix type cap guns add noise, but are fragile, don't drop or leave on a table!  If you decide to shoot and run, look out for guy ropes, chairs and tables!

Hah Har!  There is basic training and weapons available!  Have fun, don't hurt anyone and don't get hurt!  Method acting Darlings!  Weleaze your inner pirate and HAM IT my deers!

NO METAL! Weapons.  Take your keys and phone (padded cases and pouch) out of yer pockets.

E Bay/Amazon sell stuff they swear blind are good for larp.  OK to wear at other events, but unlikely to pass the safety checks (not checked, don't use! Saaavy!!)

Posers?  Moi?
Proper Pirate Posing Prevents Poor Posturing

The organisers can only do so much.  Get a group together and prom along the shops, or to the pubbe.  Interact!  Anything you can do or bring to help improve the look and feel of the camp would be appreciated!  Duels!  Safe fights!  

Come and join the Watch for an hour or so.  Be a proper 70's cop!  Shout!  Use violence!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdJWQGZlRcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlW6SEeACQQ

If you bring a pack of cards, or buy a pirate one from Gideon, I'll teach you Pirate snap.

IF we get any REAL posers, then let's have some proper pose-off duels!  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMer1HnluU&t=159s

 

Hastings pirate festival a few years Back.  Hottest day of the year.  Pistol should have been tied down. Larp polearms make excellent walking aids.  You need to add a leather cap.